Kristen D. Eats The World: Across The Universe (2007)

(Originally Posted 7/29/11) Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of Kristen D. Eats The World. I just want to let you all know: I. FUCKING. HATE. THIS. MOVIE. I know what you must be thinking: “But Kristen, you’re a chick who loves the Beatles AND romance! How can you not love this movie?!” I’ll…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Ilsa: Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks (1976)

(Originally Posted 7/15/11) Hello and welcome to another spoonful of Kristen D. Eats The World. Ahh, my childhood. I remember it like it was yesterday. Little ten year old me discovering music and movies. What fun it was to rummage through my parent’s CD and VHS collections. I found the Doors, Joplin and Hendrix that…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Knock Off (1998)

(Originally Posted 7/5/11) Hello and welcome to another heaping helping of Kristen D. Eats The World. I just want to say I love Jean-Claude Van Damme. I will freely admit that, I have since I was a child.  He’s an action star yeah, but the guy’s also got some range. He played two different personalities…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Shrooms (2007)

(Originally Posted 7/1/11) Hey hey everyone and welcome to another edition of Kristen D. Eats The World! Today I will be taking a bite out of a ‘horror’ movie called Shrooms. This should be fun! [sarcasm\] A Review by Kristen Dowd Lindsey Haun plays Tara, a repressed teen who goes on vacation to Ireland to…

Kristen D. Eats The World: The Principal (1987)

(Originally Posted 5/26/11) Hello and welcome to anyone who may be reading this. My name is Kristen Dowd, but everyone calls me Kris or Kristen D. I’m a New Yorker in her mid 20’s, who dreams of becoming a screenwriter. I also happen to be a smart ass who watches/listens to “weird” things constantly and…