Kristen D. Eats The World: A Christmas Story (1983)

(Originally Posted 12/23/13) Kristen D. reporting in, just in time for the Holidays. There has only been one movie I can say I have seen at least once a year, every year since I was born. And that movie is A Christmas Story. I don’t think I have ever seen another film stay with us…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Um Jammer Lammy (1999)

(Originally Posted 6/4/13) A Review by Kristen Dowd Ah yes, my favorite videogame of all time. Why, you may ask, is it my favorite game? Is it the best game ever made? No. Not even close. Does it have the best graphics? No, it looks good but it’s what you expect from the original Playstation….

Kristen D. Eats The World: The Steve Wilkos Show (2007)

(Originally Posted 7/23/12) n A Review by Kristen Dowd I watched Jerry Springer a lot when I was a kid. During that time, the famed fist fights were still allowed so that gave the show a special kind of impact (ha) with me. Like The Simpsons, I had pretty much seen every single episode from…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Castle (2009)

(Originally Posted 10/6/11) A (sorta) Review by Kristen Dowd I love Nathan Fillion, I really do. I don’t know why, just something about a tall guy with a great sense of humor gets me every time. I first discovered him in the film, Slither. I wasn’t overly impressed with the movie, even though it had…

Kristen D. Eats the World: Vamp (1986)

(Originally Posted 8/20/11) Ahh 1986, the year of my birth. While I really grew up in the 90s, I admit I love me some 80s movies. I am not a big fan of the music from the decade for the most part, and I hate the fashion, but the films still stand the test of…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Hunter (1984)

(Originally Posted 8/5/11) My normal thing is to rip apart not so great movies and hopefully make you laugh in the process. But I’m more than just a Negative Nancy, I DO like things. A lot. Case in point: A Review by Kristen Dowd Hunter was a 1980’s T.V. cop drama set in Los Angeles…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Across The Universe (2007)

(Originally Posted 7/29/11) Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of Kristen D. Eats The World. I just want to let you all know: I. FUCKING. HATE. THIS. MOVIE. I know what you must be thinking: “But Kristen, you’re a chick who loves the Beatles AND romance! How can you not love this movie?!” I’ll…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Ilsa: Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks (1976)

(Originally Posted 7/15/11) Hello and welcome to another spoonful of Kristen D. Eats The World. Ahh, my childhood. I remember it like it was yesterday. Little ten year old me discovering music and movies. What fun it was to rummage through my parent’s CD and VHS collections. I found the Doors, Joplin and Hendrix that…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Knock Off (1998)

(Originally Posted 7/5/11) Hello and welcome to another heaping helping of Kristen D. Eats The World. I just want to say I love Jean-Claude Van Damme. I will freely admit that, I have since I was a child.  He’s an action star yeah, but the guy’s also got some range. He played two different personalities…

Kristen D. Eats The World: Shrooms (2007)

(Originally Posted 7/1/11) Hey hey everyone and welcome to another edition of Kristen D. Eats The World! Today I will be taking a bite out of a ‘horror’ movie called Shrooms. This should be fun! [sarcasm\] A Review by Kristen Dowd Lindsey Haun plays Tara, a repressed teen who goes on vacation to Ireland to…